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shaves: it looks bad. (don't be a pussy.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Bambi.

You mentioned the amazing arachnid guy. Ever fanboy hard enough to get a good look at those shooter doohickeys?
shaves: oh it isn't wow call me butterfingers. (this is what you wanted right.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ But the resemblance is uncanny! ]

Great! Did the Sanctum people give you a job yet?
shaves: you paying attention to everything I say. (alright good job next on the agenda.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That sure doesn't sound pointless and boring. [ Only a lot. ] You wanna come work for me part-time? Weapons division. I need someone to check out the tech I'm fixing, I don't have my AI around right now to keep me up to speed on everything.

If they work, I'd like to adjust your schematics.
shaves: we got us a badass over here. (pardon me let's back it up.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you think you can't?

[ Leaving that hanging. The only person standing in Peter's way is Peter. ]

If you don't think you're up to it that's okay, I'll find someone else. You seem like a bright kid, though. Plus you used 'schematics' instead of 'plans' and you haven't hit twenty, I'm half-sold on you already.
shaves: #ignoringyoufortwitter #thisisdumb (fascinating keep on keeping on w/e.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's the spirit, let's make robots together. ]

Whenever you want, I'm thinking of putting a couch in here. I'll be around day or night. [ Ah, the science!couch. Peter will learn how necessary those are for passing out on, in time. ] If you've got steady hands I'll let you do more than doodle.
shaves: it's way more important. (wow no.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Einstein only slept three hours a year, look what he got done.

[ Bambi, does he have to sit you down with Shakespeare? Because he will on principle, he's not even that into it but it pays to know everything possible on a curriculum. And oh, Tony knows the sound of tinkering, that's the song of his people. Bless. ]

What're you working on?
shaves: did you expect any less. (of course.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it.

[ This sweet summer child. ]

Yeah, they're shitty. Any progress?
shaves: do what you want. (doesn't matter.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep them as a headset for the moment, you don't want to be running away from zombies trying to text on a phone when you could be dictating and going twice as fast.
shaves: fawning and praise are acceptable currencies. (things are looking up.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why'd you ask whether I thought you'd be a good choice to work for me?
shaves: you listening or what. (hey sparkplug.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I went to high school at Andover from seven to fourteen and graduated from MIT summa cum laude when I was seventeen. I'm not going to underestimate you because you've got spring-heels and a fluffy moptop, Bambi. If you're good at what you do, do it.

Most people are dicks, for the record. I'm also jaded, Pepper'll tell you not to listen to me.
shaves: it's way more important. (what was that nm have my input.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Swanky, right? Doesn't mean anything, just do your best. And no, I'm not. What? It suits you.
shaves: although you're wrong. (or we could go with that.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm over thirty, I do what I want.

[ WAY over thirty, shut up though. ]
shaves: I would. (eh. passable.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I could sit on you when my suit's finished.

[ YOU THINK HE WON'T ... ]
shaves: SHHHHHHHHH. (you have literally NO. IDEA.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jury's out. ]

Iron Man, iron ... will. Or something.

[ He's so bad at being bad, his threats always come off like a cat clawing down a curtain and falling on its butt. ]
shaves: no but it's damn good stuff. (this drink will make you smarter. syke.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, you little — I'm hanging up. Come by tomorrow.
shaves: another is lalala I'm great. (that's one way of saying it.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, don't go there, it's too dangerous. The Militia building, I'll card you in.
shaves: schematics are in order. (how am I this handsome it's a mystery.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good! Impress me.

[ Cheerfully, the connection severs. ]
shaves: what big teeth I have. (myyy.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Guess who's eating a sandwich (probably the only thing he'll munch until much, much later) as he hops across the lobby to let him in. What's up, Bambi? ]

You okay with mess?
patriotical: (▲ H U M O R S)

VIDEO DAY 12

[personal profile] patriotical 2013-09-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Peter - right? Hey, just wanted to thank you for your help with the encryption.

[ look he's beaming okay! you've been really helpful. ]

If you need a hand with anyhing - I owe you one.
Edited 2013-09-23 02:41 (UTC)
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[personal profile] patriotical 2013-09-26 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a lot easier to approach than Stark that's for sure. He giving you any trouble?
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[personal profile] patriotical 2013-10-02 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's good. You tell me, Miss Potts or Agent Romanoff if he gets you into.

[ meaning if you wake up with a killer hangover at 4.30 am with the sanctum's re-enactment of the hangover. ]
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*into any. oops.

[personal profile] patriotical 2013-10-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ steve will be so proud of u kiddo!! ]

Call it a concerned citizen comment.