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ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ ( sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ ) ([personal profile] bings) wrote2012-08-21 02:29 pm
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shaves: fawning and praise are acceptable currencies. (things are looking up.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why'd you ask whether I thought you'd be a good choice to work for me?
shaves: you listening or what. (hey sparkplug.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I went to high school at Andover from seven to fourteen and graduated from MIT summa cum laude when I was seventeen. I'm not going to underestimate you because you've got spring-heels and a fluffy moptop, Bambi. If you're good at what you do, do it.

Most people are dicks, for the record. I'm also jaded, Pepper'll tell you not to listen to me.
shaves: it's way more important. (what was that nm have my input.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Swanky, right? Doesn't mean anything, just do your best. And no, I'm not. What? It suits you.
shaves: although you're wrong. (or we could go with that.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm over thirty, I do what I want.

[ WAY over thirty, shut up though. ]
shaves: I would. (eh. passable.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I could sit on you when my suit's finished.

[ YOU THINK HE WON'T ... ]
shaves: SHHHHHHHHH. (you have literally NO. IDEA.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jury's out. ]

Iron Man, iron ... will. Or something.

[ He's so bad at being bad, his threats always come off like a cat clawing down a curtain and falling on its butt. ]
shaves: no but it's damn good stuff. (this drink will make you smarter. syke.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, you little — I'm hanging up. Come by tomorrow.
shaves: another is lalala I'm great. (that's one way of saying it.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, don't go there, it's too dangerous. The Militia building, I'll card you in.
shaves: schematics are in order. (how am I this handsome it's a mystery.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-19 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good! Impress me.

[ Cheerfully, the connection severs. ]
shaves: what big teeth I have. (myyy.)

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[personal profile] shaves 2013-09-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Guess who's eating a sandwich (probably the only thing he'll munch until much, much later) as he hops across the lobby to let him in. What's up, Bambi? ]

You okay with mess?